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Shock: Kristen Stewart Has Nice Legs

Shock: Kristen Stewart Has Nice Legs

While I’ve never been a fan of Kristen Stewart, Twilight, probably The Runaways and her upcoming stripper movie Welcome to the Rileys, I must say, I just may be a fan of her legs.
Stewart, 17 (Oh no, did I just write that I like the legs of a 17-year-old?), appeared on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show [...]

March 16 2010 | Posted in Celebrity Garbage | Read More »

Kristen Stewart Calls Dakota Fanning Kiss ‘No Big Deal’, No ‘Grope’

Kristen Stewart Calls Dakota Fanning Kiss ‘No Big Deal’, No ‘Grope’

Awkward human being Kristen Stewart, 19, told Access Hollywood that she wasn’t allowed to “grope” Dakota Fanning during the filming of the infamous “kissing-super hot-make out scene” in The Runaways.
Why? Because Fanning was 15-years-old, perverts!
“She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her,” says Stewart. “I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that [...]

March 12 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

Dumb: ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ Split in Half

Dumb: ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ Split in Half

Anyway, get geared up to spend twice as much money as you should be in 2011. Stephenie Meyer needs the dough.

February 12 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

Razzies announced, let the insults fly!

Razzies announced, let the insults fly!

Today brought the announcement of the nominees for the 2009 Razzie awards.  These dudes, of course, are awarded to the worst in the year of cinema, an Anti-Oscar if you will (the press release skeptically refers to the recipients of these awards as quote-on-quote “winners”).
Of course, the nominations are never that big of a surprise. [...]

February 1 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

Muscle-bound ‘Twilight’ star in talks for ‘Conan’ remake

Muscle-bound ‘Twilight’ star in talks for ‘Conan’ remake

Kellan Lutz, who was in the background for much of Twilight and New Moon, is reportedly auditioning for the role of a younger Conan for a remake of Conan the Barbarian.
Rumors were a’poppin’ earlier this week stating that Lutz was competing with Jason Momoa (Stargate: Atlantis) along with an unknown third candidate for the part.
“I’ve [...]

January 16 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

How to Make ‘Twilight’ Better

How to Make ‘Twilight’ Better

I find it very humorous the one time I’m not trying to irk the Twilight misguided souls (also known as fans) came when I wrote this satirical piece that took on Sony’s very, very moronic decision to reboot the Spider-Man franchise. Depressed mothers across the land came at me with claims that ‘I didn’t know [...]

January 14 2010 | Posted in Editorials, Entertainment News | Read More »

Summit to reboot TWILIGHT, remake HURT LOCKER

Summit to reboot TWILIGHT, remake HURT LOCKER

Announced early this morning, Summit Entertainment has decided to steal a page out of Sony’s book and remake their successful Twilight Saga, with production slated to begin immediately after Eclipse sees release. Plans to make Breaking Dawn have been scrapped, according to the following quote from a Summit VP:
“We feel that the series should appeal [...]

January 12 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Editorials, Entertainment News | Read More »

Kristen Stewart on Bella: “She’s got to know herself much better”

Kristen Stewart on Bella: “She’s got to know herself much better”

Twilight gal Kristen Stewart says that she is “protective” of her role in the Twilight series and that the 19-year-old has “become” her.
Stewart, who will be playing a stripper in her upcoming Welcome to the Rileys, revealed in an interview that the actress has evolved with her character. “I feel like Bella has become something [...]

January 11 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

‘Eclipse’s’ Kirsten Prout on Twilight: “hadn’t really sunk in what a huge phenomenon it was.”

‘Eclipse’s’ Kirsten Prout on Twilight: “hadn’t really sunk in what a huge phenomenon it was.”

Kirsten Prout (Elektra, Kyle XY) has revealed that she had no clue that this whole Twilight business would become a mammoth phenomenon prior to her auditions for Eclipse.
Prout, 19, who plays a new, and presumable lovely, vampire character in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, said that she felt “tension in the room” when she read for [...]

January 10 2010 | Posted in Entertainment News | Read More »

Twilight shock: Head of Team Edward switches to Team Jacob

Twilight shock: Head of Team Edward switches to Team Jacob

In a statement issued by Team Edward this past week, Jennifer Tunney, the longtime president of the pro-Edward Cullen movement, has changed her Twilight affiliation to Team Jacob for reasons that “you should know. If you don’t know, then I’m not going to tell you.”
Tunney was elected the head of Team Edward in 2008 after [...]

December 28 2009 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

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