SWEET CUPPIN’ CAKES!!!!!

Anyway, get geared up to spend twice as much money as you should be in 2011. Stephenie Meyer needs the dough.

Folks, I’ve been trying to fight the good fight and convince girls that Twilight is everything evil and nasty in the world, but my efforts have failed. The unfortunate truth is that horny girls and depressed mothers aren’t going to listen to myself, and my colleagues about what atrocious pieces of filmmaking they are or [...]