He can act!

Robert Pattinson’s face has been so associated with the schmaltzy popular teen vampire hysteria known as Twilight, that many have wondered if the young actor could possibly do anything else than look so forlorn. Could he possibly act? Would Pattinson be able to do anything more than be in a perpetual state of need of [...]

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Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he was “annoyed” by critics of the Twilight sequel, New Moon, and that the film was treated unfairly. Why? Twilight backlash, of course, not because the movie was actually a sack of plop or anything.
“I didn’t like the way New Moon was treated by the critics. I think it was [...]

I’m so sorry to have to bring you this news ladies and gentleman, but the rumors are TRUE, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Steward are in fact dating. Don’t think this was confirmed by some no-name source either, Mr. Pattinson said it himself in The Sun magazine.
They’re claiming that after last week’s BAFTA awards Robert said [...]

Twilight star Kristen Stewart reveals that fans may be surprised by Robert Pattinson’s upcoming movie Remember Me.
“I’ve seen the movie… He’s really good in the movie. It’s hard to talk about your friends – about anybody that’s close to you that you know,” says Stewart speaking with MTV News.
“It’s like, he’s everything I know he [...]

For those wanting to see Robert Pattinson get it on with Uma Thurman in a “disturbing” fashion, they’ll will have their perverted dreams realized in 2011.
The 23-year-old Twilight star plays a shady journalist in the upcoming period piece Bel Ami. Pattinson’s character becomes romantically involved with a wealthy woman (Thurman) who is the wife of [...]

I find it very humorous the one time I’m not trying to irk the Twilight misguided souls (also known as fans) came when I wrote this satirical piece that took on Sony’s very, very moronic decision to reboot the Spider-Man franchise. Depressed mothers across the land came at me with claims that ‘I didn’t know [...]

In a statement issued by Team Edward this past week, Jennifer Tunney, the longtime president of the pro-Edward Cullen movement, has changed her Twilight affiliation to Team Jacob for reasons that “you should know. If you don’t know, then I’m not going to tell you.”
Tunney was elected the head of Team Edward in 2008 after [...]

Ever since I saw Twilight, it has been my wish to see Robert Pattinson as tall as a two-story house. Finally my dreams have been realized.
Summit Entertainment has announced that the third entry in the Twilight series, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, will be shown on IMAX screens alongside regular boring theaters when it debuts on [...]