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Jesse James Issues Statement, Claims Academy Award Winners are “Turnoffs”

Jesse James Issues Statement, Claims Academy Award Winners are “Turnoffs”

Biker Jesse James, husband of actress Sandra Bullock, issued a statement Thursday regarding the alleged affair he carried on with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee in which he apologized to the estranged Bullock, before adding that he found Academy Award-winning actresses to be “major turnoffs.”
“Listen,” James’ statement read, “The Sandy Bullock I married was the star of [...]

March 18 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Fox to Improve Quality of ‘Avatar’ Blu-ray by Not Including Film

Fox to Improve Quality of ‘Avatar’ Blu-ray by Not Including Film

20th Century Fox announced Tuesday that James Cameron’s mega-blockbuster Avatar will be released on Blu-ray on Earth Day, April 22, 2010, and in an effort to provide the highest possible audio and video quality, the Blu-ray will not come equipped with any special features, trailers or even animated menus. Now, in an unprecedented move, [...]

March 17 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Are The Oscars Liberal? We’ll Plug And Find Out

Are The Oscars Liberal? We’ll Plug And Find Out

What’s this?

March 6 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News, Featured | Read More »

James Cameron Receives Top Douche-Bag Honor at Sci-Tech Awards

James Cameron Receives Top Douche-Bag Honor at Sci-Tech Awards

Avatar director James Cameron came away the big winner at the Scientific & Technical Awards handed out by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences on Feb. 20 at the Beverly Wilshire. Cameron, who is also nominated for best director at the upcoming Oscar ceremony, took home the coveted Huge Douche-Bag Award given to [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Local Man Refuses to Buy Cheap DVDs From ‘Evil’ Wal-Mart

Local Man Refuses to Buy Cheap DVDs From ‘Evil’ Wal-Mart

Terrance Brockley has one of the largest DVD and Blu-ray library’s in east Suffolk County in Massachusetts, which includes rare titles such a Moonstruck, The Transporter and Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. If you ask the master electrician how he amassed a collection of over 320 movies, Brockley won’t hesitate to tell you.
“A [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, DVD & Blu-ray, Entertainment News | Read More »

Fox Explains Failed Oscar Push For ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’

Fox Explains Failed Oscar Push For ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’

As Oscar ballots arrive to decide Hollywood’s best and brightest, some within 20th Century Fox are furious over the lack of media coverage for one of their underrated comedic gems and have revealed what went wrong with the failed Oscar push behind I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Directed by Chris Columbus (Home Alone), I Love You, [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Defending HEAVY RAIN?

Defending HEAVY RAIN?

Not action oriented means no fun. Really?

February 18 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Editorials, Entertainment News, Games | Read More »

Parent on taking young kids to R-rated Movies: “What I should I do? Not see the movie?”

Parent on taking young kids to R-rated Movies: “What I should I do? Not see the movie?”

According to the MPAA, movies rated R require anyone under 17 to be accompanied by a parent or adult guardian and for Rhode Island father, Tim Lascense, that’s “perfectly fine.” A father of twin toddler boys, Lascense doesn’t let society tell him what is or what isn’t good for his young sons. He calls his [...]

February 18 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Local Man Wins $100 for Watching All Off Angelina Jolie’s ‘Original Sin’

Local Man Wins $100 for Watching All Off Angelina Jolie’s ‘Original Sin’

An unemployed computer analyst is $100 richer today after watching the 2001 Angelina Jolie period-piece Original Sin, becoming the first man ever to watch the film in its entirety.
Todd Hoepner, 23, rented the film at Video Smideo, a local brick-and-mortar video store known for carrying “crap movies”. After taking Original Sin home, the recently single [...]

February 16 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Blogger Tired of Covering Haiti, Iran; Switches to Movies

Blogger Tired of Covering Haiti, Iran; Switches to Movies

Jacob Hunterson, a native of Virginia Beach, VA, has been covering world news on his blog HuntersonOnline.com for more than a decade. The Virginia Tech Journalism School graduate was on the scene in Iran during the riots in Tehran after the reelection of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, backpacked through North Korea where he took pictures of [...]

February 16 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

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