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Tales from ‘Star Wars’: Spunk, the stupid stormtrooper

Tales from ‘Star Wars’: Spunk, the stupid stormtrooper

Dec. 8 | Every movie has scenes removed from the final cut for many reasons: the film was running too long, the dialogue wasn’t flowing together or the scene just didn’t seem right. Editing happens and I not only understand that, I think it’s necessary....

Want another drink? Robert Pattinson’s whiskey glass sounds off

Want another drink? Robert Pattinson’s whiskey glass sounds off

Oct. 26 | **This Article is Satirical** A tabloid paper in Australia recently said that Twilight star Robert Pattinson is a raging drunk and needs to be checked into a rehab clinic post haste. Said paper also stated that Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Pattinson’s...

Source exposed: The person behind the Megan Fox & Angelina Jolie ‘Barbarella’ bull is…

Source exposed: The person behind the Megan Fox & Angelina Jolie ‘Barbarella’ bull is…

Sep. 19 | This Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie Barbarella bullplop is out of control. A day doesn’t go by where I don’t see a report about some nameless source speaking on behalf of the two gorgeous actresses’ supposed feud regarding a remake of...

The Day Ferris Bueller Ruined My Life…Well, My Lunch Anyway

The Day Ferris Bueller Ruined My Life…Well, My Lunch Anyway

Sep. 18 | The Day Ferris Bueller Ruined My Life…Well, My Lunch Anyway By Abe Froman I am the Sausage King of Chicago.  People have been known to brawl for my bratwurst, kick for my kielbasa and rock-n-sock for my knackwurst.  And in this great city of...

Kanye West makes his case: My fake interview with the controversial rapper

Kanye West makes his case: My fake interview with the controversial rapper

Sep. 15 | Kanye West seems like a prick. Not just your regular run-of-the-mill prick, he’s a celebrity prick. Swilling expensive booze while make conspiratorial comments, West is actually a smart guy and he comes from a family centered on intellectualism,...

What’s wrong with Angelina Jolie?

What’s wrong with Angelina Jolie?

Jun. 17 | “She’s a prostitute and a shameless hooker-face!,” read one reader’s comment on a celebrity gossip blog. Another one reads “She is a terrible person who is using poor kids to show off her new movie!” One would think such stinging comments...

What’s wrong with Robert Pattinson?

What’s wrong with Robert Pattinson?

Apr. 8 | Reposted from my article on Examiner.com The world is Robert Pattinson’s oyster. He’s young, good looking and has millions of crazy (not in an endearing way –more like clinically insane) fans who would chop off their feet if it meant...