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Roland Emmerich: ‘BP stole my idea’
Jun. 30 | Writer and director Roland Emmerich issued a statement lambasting British Petroleum (BP) for what he calls “a total rip off of his films.” In his open letter, Emmerich demands retribution for the flagrant use of his “patented cinematic...
Local Man Deemed ‘Retarded’: Loves Summer TV Programming
Jun. 30 | For Henry Menster, summer TV programming is some of the best entertainment found all year. Now, because of his controversial view, Menster will be spending the rest of the summer season in the Richardson Mental Center in Salt Lake City, Utah. “It’s...
Studio to Remake ‘The Next Karate Kid’
Jun. 30 | Columbia Pictures have announced that in addition to their upcoming production of The Karate Kid 2, the studio will also remake the 1994 film The Next Karate Kid. The studio’s recent release of The Karate Kid was a re-imagining of the 1984 film...
She-Ra Sex Tape Leaked Online
Jun. 30 | She-Ra, the popular star of She-Ra: Princess of Power, is on damage control after footage of an “intimate relationship” with a friend found its way onto the Internet this week. She-Ra, best known as the “girl He-Man’, called the...
Miley Cyrus Defends Nude Showers
Jun. 30 | Singer Miley Cyrus has once again come under fire for yet another scandal this week when it was discovered that the 17-year-old showered daily in the nude. Cyrus, who’s latest single Can’t Be Tamed became a worldwide sensation, refused to...
Kristen Stewart Stops Burglary, Saves Puppy
Jun. 29 | Twilight star Kristen Stewart thwarted a bank heist yesterday in Los Angeles and saved the lives of three people according to her publicist. Stewart was reportedly taking her daily hunched over lurch-walk when she passed by American Savings and Loan...
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: ‘Prince of Persia rocked my casbah’
Jun. 29 | Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently screened the action adventure film, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, at the Sa’dabad Palace in Tehran over the weekend. Ahmadinejad, who claims to be “gay for Jake Gyllenhaal,” watched...
Hollywood: ‘We Will Make Literally Anything Into A Movie’
Jun. 28 | A word of advice for any aspiring screenwriters toiling away in a filthy studio apartment, breathlessly trying to conjure up a fresh and original narrative escapade that will capture the hearts and minds of Hollywood executives and put you on the fast...
‘Splice’ Dominates Non-Existent Box Office; ‘Splice 2′ in Development
Jun. 28 | Representatives from Warner Bros. have expressed “unparalleled joy” over the success of their recently released sci-fi feature Splice. Directed by Vincenzo Natali, Splice topped the Tzentaurian box office and earned “a solid amount...
