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James Cameron Receives Top Douche-Bag Honor at Sci-Tech Awards

James Cameron Receives Top Douche-Bag Honor at Sci-Tech Awards

Avatar director James Cameron came away the big winner at the Scientific & Technical Awards handed out by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences on Feb. 20 at the Beverly Wilshire. Cameron, who is also nominated for best director at the upcoming Oscar ceremony, took home the coveted Huge Douche-Bag Award given to [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Local Man Refuses to Buy Cheap DVDs From ‘Evil’ Wal-Mart

Local Man Refuses to Buy Cheap DVDs From ‘Evil’ Wal-Mart

Terrance Brockley has one of the largest DVD and Blu-ray library’s in east Suffolk County in Massachusetts, which includes rare titles such a Moonstruck, The Transporter and Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. If you ask the master electrician how he amassed a collection of over 320 movies, Brockley won’t hesitate to tell you.
“A [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, DVD & Blu-ray, Entertainment News | Read More »

Fox Explains Failed Oscar Push For ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’

Fox Explains Failed Oscar Push For ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’

As Oscar ballots arrive to decide Hollywood’s best and brightest, some within 20th Century Fox are furious over the lack of media coverage for one of their underrated comedic gems and have revealed what went wrong with the failed Oscar push behind I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Directed by Chris Columbus (Home Alone), I Love You, [...]

March 3 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Parent on taking young kids to R-rated Movies: “What I should I do? Not see the movie?”

Parent on taking young kids to R-rated Movies: “What I should I do? Not see the movie?”

According to the MPAA, movies rated R require anyone under 17 to be accompanied by a parent or adult guardian and for Rhode Island father, Tim Lascense, that’s “perfectly fine.” A father of twin toddler boys, Lascense doesn’t let society tell him what is or what isn’t good for his young sons. He calls his [...]

February 18 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Local Man Wins $100 for Watching All Off Angelina Jolie’s ‘Original Sin’

Local Man Wins $100 for Watching All Off Angelina Jolie’s ‘Original Sin’

An unemployed computer analyst is $100 richer today after watching the 2001 Angelina Jolie period-piece Original Sin, becoming the first man ever to watch the film in its entirety.
Todd Hoepner, 23, rented the film at Video Smideo, a local brick-and-mortar video store known for carrying “crap movies”. After taking Original Sin home, the recently single [...]

February 16 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Blogger Tired of Covering Haiti, Iran; Switches to Movies

Blogger Tired of Covering Haiti, Iran; Switches to Movies

Jacob Hunterson, a native of Virginia Beach, VA, has been covering world news on his blog HuntersonOnline.com for more than a decade. The Virginia Tech Journalism School graduate was on the scene in Iran during the riots in Tehran after the reelection of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, backpacked through North Korea where he took pictures of [...]

February 16 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Shock: Adam Lambert’s new clothing line exposes genitals

Shock: Adam Lambert’s new clothing line exposes genitals

Since Adam Lambert’s disappointing loss on American Idol last year, the 27-year-old from San Diego, CA hasn’t spent the following year crying: he’s been building an empire founded on a high vocal range, great hair and a new line of jeans for the boys who want to rock like Adam Lambert.
Released last week, Lambert’s Jeans [...]

January 26 2010 | Posted in Celebrity Garbage, Club Satirical | Read More »

500lb man calls Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson ‘untappable’

500lb man calls Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson ‘untappable’

In a recent article published by The New York Times, writer Andy Port stated that a few of the female celebrities at the 2010 Golden Globes may have “put on a little weight.” Upon hearing the news, Scott Fenderson, 23, a 500-pound “gamer” deemed the actresses “untappable” and swore off sexual relations with Jennifer Aniston, [...]

January 26 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Parents call Selena Gomez “worst role model” in new poll

Parents call Selena Gomez “worst role model” in new poll

In a recent survey conducted by the Department of Pop Studies at Danny Wood University in Boston, parents of children 5 to 18-years-old have dubbed Disney star Selena Gomez as the worst role model for their kids, beating out last year’s worst role model Raven Symone.
Rebecca Stansfeld, a social media professor at DWU, created the [...]

January 26 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

Twilight fan fakes interest in Kristen Stewart’s ‘The Runaways’

Twilight fan fakes interest in Kristen Stewart’s ‘The Runaways’

Tanya Burlington, 15, was busted Tuesday for not knowing that Twilight star Kristen Stewart was in two film projects currently playing at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. Burlington, a longstanding member of Team Bella, was asked if she saw the recently released still photos from The Runaways and Welcome to the Rileys, [...]

January 24 2010 | Posted in Club Satirical, Entertainment News | Read More »

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