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Pop sensation Justin Bieber has come under fire for his romancing of an underage girl.

Bieber, who has become popular for his “teen focused” brand of “feel good music”, has been seen holding hands, kissing and hugging a 15-year-old girl.

Bieber’s breakthrough single, One Time, was released in the summer of 2009 and has charted within the top thirty in over ten countries. The singer’s first full studio release, My World 2.0, was released in March and was preceded by the international hit, Baby.

“It’s really a disaster for Bieber,” says Tony Huse, a PR analyst for MESA Entertainment Logistics. “I mean, here he is, this cute kid who sings about puppies and lollipops or whatever the hell he sings about, I don’t listen to his music, and then he’s busted with this underage trollop. Gross stuff. Really gross.”

The girl, a sophomore at Yorkshire High School in Los Angeles, is a “band geek” according to her Facebook profile. The girl, who’s name we can’t divulge due to her age, met Bieber at a club called Baptist Music Shindig, a well known hot spot for “honor students” and other undesirables of society.

“That place is disgusting. Filled with nastiness,” says Johnny “Fried” Romance, a well known purveyor “men’s needs.” “All these kids dealing songs, talking and playing games like Sunshine Dance-Dance.

“Makes me sick just thinking about it. Figures that this Bieber kid would hook up with a girl from there.”

Bieber and the girl were spotted last weekend eating ice cream from what spectators call “a cone.”

“I was there! It was gross. Justin was there, and like, he’s so cute, but he was there with some girl who was well under-18,” said Tina Garrison, 13. “They were licking ice cream and looking at each other. Ewww. She must of been 14 or something. Why is hell was he with a girl like that? He is such a pervert!”

Though the Bieber camp has not released a comment, a source has confirmed that Bieber is really into girls “in his age bracket.”

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104 Responses to “Shock: Justin Bieber Dating Underage Girl”

  1. is this a joke?

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  2. i'm not a big fan of him but who wants to know who he is dating who cares.=]

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  4. JDBrocksmywld September 21, 2010

    ok people justin is a hottie hottie and all, but no need to get all hyped up or angry at the kid, you can have yur own opinions but not a war………….JEEZ………..he is kinda hot……………………………………………….

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  5. well i think justine is hot but come on dont tell him who to tate if he wants to date a girl under 16 is not that bad!!

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  6. justin bieber cool I love him wish he was mine but he not

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  7. ERMMM,I THINK SO

    BUT WHY??

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  8. justin is so sexy i would like him to smash me on my bed

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  9. olivia b. December 7, 2010

    what the hell

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  10. julia libbey December 7, 2010

    i think he's cute

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  11. julia libbey December 8, 2010

    i think hes sexy

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  12. olivia brilla December 8, 2010

    he is a asshole

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  13. julia libbey December 8, 2010

    i had sex with him

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  14. julia libbey December 9, 2010

    i want to have sex with him

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  15. justinbieber is the hottes boy in earth

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  16. selena gomez is a BIG trip

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  17. Thanks for sharing your ideas and thoughts. Keep up the good work. Cheers!

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  18. This is such a great website. Justin is also awesome.

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  19. Marei123 March 9, 2011

    Are you serious you know when this happened like a year ago he was sixteen and they were just out for ice-cream omg ur an idiot!!! It’s pathetic you spend your time hating on a miner!!!

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  20. I love JB March 12, 2011

    OMG jeez people who the fuck cares if he’s dating a girl one year younger than him!!! Its not that big of a deal. Now if he were dating a chick who’s like 5years younger, that would be creepy, but he’s not!! Come on, I bet if ur a girl who’s in grade 10, you’ve probably dated a guy who’s a year older than you. Jeez what’s the problem?!? It’s his life,let him do what he wants!!!! Back of bitches!!!

    I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER
    oxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo

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  21. guest May 3, 2011

    Isn't he 16??? Haha. Is he supposed to date a 20 year old? LOL

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  22. therestoftheworld May 4, 2011

    Fun thing is though, with the fucked up laws of the US, if he's still dating her the day he turns 18 (she still being "only" 17 and is in one of the states where the AoC is ridiculously high, like 18) he'll technically be a child molester.

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  23. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN<3

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  24. teanna delany June 20, 2011

    ok so yall sey all dis shyt fux yall hos justin beiber i luv u and i jus hope sum day we will meet cuz i truely luv u and im not one of dem fans dat be lik folowing u all ova so justin wright me bac and to all yall hatter fux yall dom hos

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  25. genises spears baker middle June 25, 2011

    he so ugly and u all baker middle girls yall scry yall all got to have a buch of ppl to help yall fight scry hoes

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  26. caitlyn carpenter June 25, 2011

    i love u justin bieber ur my favorite singer i have 43 posters of u and a few magazines ur my role modle i love u and u should stay with selena gomez cause i love her to u both are awsome peace out jb luv ya

    love caitlyn pearl carpenter

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  27. teanna delany November 6, 2011

    well its been a while since i been on her but yhu no get this why do yall think ppl say that jb is gay 1 for jelouse 2 for just being hatters or 3 just for attention write bac soon peeps

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  28. What is the matter with the writer? It is really not a good choice to date a 14 girl of this type, but it is also pretty normal to have a date with the girl of this age. JB is not an old man.

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