Bullplop rumor of the day: Miley Cyrus wants in on ‘Sex and the City 2′

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First it was a zany audition for a part in an upcoming Batman movie that doesn’t exist and now Miley Cyrus supposedly wants in on Sex and the City 2.

According to unnamed liars at Showbiz Spy, Miley Cyrus is still looking to ditch the Disney influence and become a real-life 40-something slut. “Miley sees this as a transition from teen stardom to more adult roles,” a douche bag told the gossip site. “We’re all wondering how long it will take Kim to have Miley knocking back Cosmos and ogling all the men. Seriously though, all the girls are excited to have Miley on board.”

16-year-old Cyrus recently made headlines for performing with a stripper pole during the Teen Choice Awards in an attempt to look grown up and stripper-ish. In Hollywood, working the pole equates to being taken seriously by people who apparently need to take these girls serious. Who are these people? It must be sweaty trench-coat wearing studio exces.

Stripping = I’m not a kid. I want adult roles.

Case in point: Lindsay Lohan

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