Contest: Caption this ‘Iron Man 2′ pic and win 2 tickets to any AMC theater
Contest: Caption this ‘Iron Man 2′ pic and win 2 tickets to any AMC theater
Get ready to have your socks bored off!
Here’s a pic from Marvel.com showing Robert Downey Jr. with producer Kevin Feige having a chill session on the set of Iron Man 2.
I won’t kid you folks, this picture is a sleep inducer and I had triple thoughts about even posting this.
Until…
What better way to celebrate this boring-ass pic than to have a contest around it? The best caption for the below picture wins two free tickets to any AMC theater. The contest ends on August 17th so hurry and get those funny, funny captions on here.
Iron Man 2 blasts its way into theaters May 7, 2010 and stars Downey, hot stuff Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke.
Best caption wins
"Let's face it – this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing…"
I dont care how much you like WEIRD SCIENCE, there is no way I am sitting thru it AGAIN ! ! !
"After peering through catalogs and watching old films, I now know I have the most bad-ass goatee." – Downey Jr.
Well I think the only way we can make more money on the sequel is if you fight a Transformer
Robert Downey Jr. Hoped that showing him the film clip would distract him from noticing his big-ass boots
RDJ: Aw, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, Broadway Musical of the 1940's. No roomate to bother me. How can it get any better than this?
Man: Oh, hi Rob!
RDJ: Hi Nicky.
Man: Oh, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning . . .
(Avenue Q reference WIN
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RDJ: Ok, I've looked through this script 10 TIMES, Bob. It doesn't say anywhere in here that I have to take off my pants and do the Macarena.
Man: . . . (thinks) Damn it.
RDJ; Kevin, Did you see the picture in book?
Kevin: No,i didn't see it. what is it?
RDJ: Here, see it
Kevin: OMG
"Yeah…this Batman guy looks pretty tough…but I'm pretty sure I can take him. Next slide, please."
RDJ: I'm glad you came. Pepper doesn't believe me but I think I know how I can project movies out of my chest as Iron Man."
"Whoa! Nick Fury totally just got gobbled up by that shark!"
I know you're a hot shot producer, but can't you turn the pages yourself?
"After further conclusions, I believe that Superman, the man of steel , would be a fool to think steel could compete with me, Iron Man."
"With a title like kiss kiss bang bang you would expect something a little different . . ."
Kevin, honestly, buy a damn dvd player and some movies with audio…im sick of reading your made up scripts to these silent films
RDJ: "I thought you wanted to watch the movie. If you want to read the book you can read it. I hate it when people read over my shoulder. Jesus Christ!"
Kevin: "I'm watching the movie.."
RDJ: "Your watching the movie? Well, if you aren't reading the book, you are staring at my crotch, and I don't think I like that!"
Kevin: "What are you saying?"
RDJ: "I'm just saying im not gay, but I have questions about your sexuality if you aren't reading this book, because you are not watching the movie."
Kevin: "yer gay.."
RDJ: "Fine, take the book"
Well Jon, this 1950's amateur porn reel is very interesting from a cultural history viewpoint, but what does it have to do with this book I'm reading?
You want me to say WHAT ?!
"See? Frame 313 and frame 314….back…and to the left….back…and to the left."
"Robert, I don't see how this is proof you should have won an Oscar for 'Chaplin'".
kevin fiege – "this is why terrence howard was recasted"
"Seriously Kevin, I will not show you how I got my reputation as Iron Man….. STOP STARING AT IT!"
"I told you a thousand times Mr. Downey Jr. we can't add the Fantastic Four to the series just so you can hook up with Jessica Alba."
KF: So which character are you?
RDJ: I'm the Black guy!
KF: I just don't see it….
Thanks everybody! The contest is now over and the winner has been notified.
Based on your contemporary theater set-up, should I assume those are the Dead Sea Scrolls you're holding?