Bullshit rumor of the day: Miley Cyrus auditions for Batgirl role in next ‘Batman’ movie
Bullshit rumor of the day: Miley Cyrus auditions for Batgirl role in next ‘Batman’ movie
Look friends, I know it’s a bullshit rumor but it had to be posted just because of its outlandishness.
According to The Globe’s Loosch Lips gossip column (which I don’t think even exists), Disney star Miley Cyrus tried out for the role of Batgirl for the third chapter in the Batman series.
Nuts
The next Batman? You mean the one that hasn’t had one iota of credible news besides Gary Oldman’s slip at Comic Con? The one that isn’t even on Warner’s books yet?
Yes. That one.
A bullshitter said that the Hannah Montana star wore a “full batsuit” for Warner Bros. producers.
“She was sort of hopping around the room and had even written some dialogue for herself,” the idiot revealed. “The problem is, some people aren’t really convinced Miley has the acting chops to pull it of.”
Here’s a bit of the dialogue that I quickly made up got from the same source.
Cyrus: Hey ya’ll! Ya’ll ready for Batgirl?
Mysterious Warner producer: Yes. We are ready for Batgirl.
Cyrus as Batgirl: Hey evildoer, I’m Batgirl. Ya’ll better run because I’m going to fight for justice and tear the heads off anybody that tries to stab Batman or punch him. I’ll rip your guts out and eat them in front of your bastard kids. I’ll even cut the feet off of your whore of a girlfriend and FedEx them to your grandma and then she’ll be all “What, who sent me feet?” and I’ll be all “I did. I’mBatgirl and I cut the feet off your grandchild’s bitch because he tried to stab Batman.” and she’ll be like “Daaaaamn.” Then I’ll kill her and stick her head on a pike in front of her lawn chair.
Mysterious Warner producer: Thank you. That will be all.
