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rl_selenagomezIn a recent survey conducted by the Department of Pop Studies at Danny Wood University in Boston, parents of children 5 to 18-years-old have dubbed Disney star Selena Gomez as the worst role model for their kids, beating out last year’s worst role model Raven Symone.

Rebecca Stansfeld, a social media professor at DWU, created the survey, which was published in the winter edition of the Like, OMG, Is That 4 Real? journal. “I’d like to tell you we were surprised by the result, but we weren’t,” says Stansfeld. “We knew that prude would win. All we hear from parents was, like, ‘Selena Gomez wears all these dresses, shirts and pants that cover her vajayjay up.’ It was really off-putting to a lot of parents.’

Stansfeld and her research team sent a questionnaire to 846 parents. Of those, 89 percent responded.

*36 percent said that Selena Gomez needed more booty shorts
*10 percent indicated that Gomez needed to dry hump/grind dancers on her musical tour
*13 percent said she needed to curse and perform indecent acts in public
*22 percent think Gomez needs to take raunchy pictures of herself and have her phone “hacked”
*5 percent thought Gomez needed to have professional pictures taken of her topless with messed up hair and lipstick so it looks like she just had sex and have her parents approve it
*8 percent believe Gomez should promote younger kids indulging themselves in beer, brushing teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels and getting “shut down by the po po.”
*6 percent want Gomez to “shake it” though no explanation of what exactly Ms. Gomez should shake or for how long

The survey also included an area for parents to write in comments. Here is a sampling of what was received by the university.

“Selena needs to stop being such a stuck up [expletive] and get laid. I’d never let my kids watch her. I want my daughter to have fun, not be all ‘I gots dignity’ [sic].” – 23-year-old Rachel.

“I thinks [sic] Gomez needs to wear less. What kind of image dos [sic] she send to girls? If u [sic] got it, flaunt it. That’s what I say. I also ‘hook up 24/7′” – 14-year-old Starlight.

“Um…Selena Gomez needs to get a man. She needs to start getting sexy. My kids were watching her and now they said [expletive] like ‘I want to stay in school and help Ghana.’ What’s a Ghana?” – 34-year-old Jessica.

“On Halloween, I told my kids to go get me some candy. They started telling me crazy stuff about UNICEF and poor African babies. They said they got it from the girl that was Barney. It worked out in the end because I scored a lot of money at the end of the night. I wish my kids could be like Sasha Grey.” – 29-year-old Kim.

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79 Responses to “Parents call Selena Gomez “worst role model” in new poll”

  1. I know that selena was caught getting dirty with justin bieber, but she actually isn't a bad person! and yes this is DEFINETLY a joke. She is a good role model and a good helper.

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  2. Selena Gomez February 19, 2011

    For all of you idiots who take this seriously, if's a freaking joke! I am a PERFECT role model

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  3. hey guys i love you guys :) this was a joke

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  4. david conway February 27, 2011

    dear reel loop web site , hi my name is david conway , and my comments to selena marie gomez her self please just if she is a good role model just to kids and children why is she doing the motion picture just from the book author off jay asher hannah baker that is not the way to make the best role models at all , it doesnt matter about her parents , and she is also going lose her career , love david b conway

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  5. Shes a bitch she needs to stop being such an ass

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  6. david b conway March 29, 2011

    dear web site , hi my name is david conway and my comments to selena marie gomez , i just think that she is bad role models , and why word she what to l leave walt disney for company for , just because she hates to be on the disney cjhannel they do own alot more stuff more then the disney channel ,, but the question is that im just off topic here she is the one was dating justin bieber , love david conway

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  7. david b conway March 29, 2011

    page 2 , dear web site , hi my name is david conway again and my comments still on selena marie gomez is that just look her full life time music career how far can she be doing that for just when she has her future motion pictures just without television , and her music just without her music videos , and i do have a news flash just for mis selena marie gomez just about justin bieber he is the one is going to have his tv series and more off the motion pictures coming up , love david b conway

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  9. valentina July 5, 2011

    this is clearly a satire on how celebs should be !

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  10. Asmaa July 9, 2011

    That doesnt make sense at all i have never heard of parent wanting their childrens to be bad not good what minds are there in the world

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  11. abbigayle July 10, 2011

    WTF!!!

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  12. bibiGh July 15, 2011

    34 year old Jessica, you twit!! Ghana is a west african country. you’d know if you looked it up. why is a girl with dignity someone you pick as the worst role mode? shows what you were doing at her age.

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  13. she needs to get more dirty with Bieber

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  14. Breezyb4o3 October 26, 2011

    14 starlight ” I also hook up 24/7″ I’m a guy and I think that’s a little much you little whore hahah take ether care of yourself or you will just have the worst of things happen to you trough life

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  15. Guys! I’m Selena’s biggest fan! She’s only 19 and she knows whats right! If she doesn’t want to be ‘Naughty’ Leave her alone!
    She’s the most amazing person in the world, just leave her!

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  16. Guys! This is a joke!! Calm down!

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  17. She must have heard what these women were saying, she is doing exsactly this now. Now i find her a TERRIBLE role model.

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  18. I think all disney stars are the worst role models for kids , thats why my kids hate disney stars, they love jennifer lopez, lady gaga,rihanna and eminem ,like i have 2 girls and 1 boy the girls love J lo ,pink ,gaga and ri ri and the boy loves eminem , ( We all hate Justin bibber )

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