What’s in Taylor Swift’s autobiography? 350 pages of probably nothing
Taylor Swift keeps detailed notes about her everyday life
Even though she’s only 20-years-old, country cutie Taylor Swift has written an autobiography. Swift, who just broke off an unofficial romance with New Moon star Taylor Lautner, already has an astounding 350 pages completed. The Love Story singer takes detailed notes on her everyday activities so that she will be able to account for every single moment in her life.
“Years from now it would be cool to write a book about all the crazy stuff and the insane things I’ve gotten to do,” says Swift. “My life moves so fast, I have to write it all down, otherwise I can’t remember where I was yesterday. I will write my biography (sic) for sure.”
Her book is unpublished.
Though I might scoff at the length of her book combined with a fan-base with ADD, many kids sat down and plugged away at the Harry Potter series, specifically The Deathly Hallows, which was 784 pages.
Though I haven’t read anything from her, like, super-secret diary, I’d imagine a portions to be like this:
“Today I woke up and had some In-N-Out Burger I had leftover from a week ago. It was okay. The lettuce was good. Then I drank a Coke and put on some socks. They were warm socks, but not as warm as the socks I bought last week at Wal-Mart. I wonder where they are? I left them by the sink and now they are gone. Maybe the dog took them. Do I have a dog? I thought for sure I had a dog. Maybe my dog was a wiener dog? They’re cute. My socks were cute too. Not the new ones, the ones from Wal-Mart. Do I have a sink?”
Source: OK! Magazine
