‘Jennifer’s Body’ earns an R-rating: 14-year-old boys really bummed

'nuff said.

Thank heavens. Diablo Cody’s upcoming horror-comedy, Jennifer’s Body, has just been handed a R-rating from the MPAA due to “sexuality, bloody violence, language and brief drug use.” According to our comrades over at /Film, fans have been speculating that 20th Century Fox was aiming for a PG-13 rating. Why? So rabid schoolboys can check out Megan Fox in her “topless” glory without parental consent.

Looks like they’ll have to ask mum or their “older brother” to buy them their tickets.

Speaking of the notorious “topless” photos, Ms. Fox recently told Entertainment Weekly that “If I’d been actually topless, I would sued someone. But that’s the unfortunate thing that happened. I know who [alerted the paparazzi] and I never did anything about it.” The Transformers 2 bombshell went on to say, “It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”

Ooooh snap.

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicon stickers that go on over your nipple.”

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