P.Diddy Made Barack Obama the President

Or so he thinks in that self centered mind of his. For some odd reason Playboy wanted to interview Diddy for their latest issue. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised since they gave Levi Johnston 15 additional seconds of fame. In the interview Diddy proclaims that it was he, the man who can part the seas (so he says) and the hip-hop industry who made Barack Obama the President of the United States saying, “I think w are probably responsible for Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I’m gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible.”

Note to Diddy, no one else is going to make those insane accusations because they know it’s as dumb as your reality show.  Now of course it wouldn’t be a P. Diddy, Sean Combs, Puff Daddy interview if he didn’t talk about his wild sexcapdes such as his 30 hour sex sessions, “I’m not exaggerating. When I heard about Sting doing it, I thought, Yo, is this possible? I studied up on the breathing techniques and the focus. Now I think to myself , I cannot believe I’ve being going this long! [laughs] Night is turning into day and I’m still going at it.”

Is anyone else still stuck on the fact that Sting has 30 hour sex sessions? “Yuck!” (said in my Michael Scott voice)