Boring: New teaser poster for ‘Eclipse’ lands online

With the recent release of New Moon in theaters, attention has now turned to the third entry in the series, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Twilight producer Summit Entertainment has released a teaser poster for Eclipse. Personally, I find it boring. Impersonally, I like candy corn. A lot.

Eclipse recently wrapped up production and will hit theaters on June 30, 2010. It stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and the lovely Ashley Greene.

It’s directed by David Slade.

Here’s a synopsis which MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS:

“Eclipse starts out with a mysterious string of murders in Seattle. Edward thinks that these are newborn vampire attacks. This makes Charlie very careful about where Bella goes. Edward and Bella fill out college applications and Bella is making plans on when she will become a vampire. Jacob Black, Bella’s werewolf friend, becomes a major role in this novel as Bella starts to hang around with him. It is only until one day when she visits him when he tells her that he loves her and forcefully kisses her. She is not pleased and punched him, but because he’s a werewolf, she breaks her hand. Then, they have and on-and-off friendship throughout the book. When Bella claims a few days later that she “wants Edward” Edward proposes to her, and says that he will turn her into a vampire if she agrees to marry him first. The band of new born vampires are lead by Victoria, and they are coming closer. However, the Cullens and the Wolf Pack have a plan. They will all come together and fight the vampires to make Bella and everyone else safe. In the end, the Cullens and Wolf Pack have no casualties, and Victoria and her gang is defeated. Jake is furious about Bella’s decision to become a vampire, so he runs off. But Bella is so happy to be with Edward, which will soon be forever.”