Twitter on Miley Cyrus: “I don’t follow her either”
Twitter sounds off on feud with Miley Cyrus
The feud between teen megastar Miley Cyrus and the social networking giant Twitter intensified this week when Cyrus said that the tool should be, like, banned. Last month, the pop tart quit using Twitter due to her increasingly jealous boyfriend who ordered the 16-year-old to cease and desist all online activity and make him some ‘tators.
“I don’t know what her problem is,” said Twitter who is currently vacationing in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. “We were getting along great. She would use me all the time and tell people what she was thinking, which, truth be told, wasn’t a whole lot. She would talk to Perez [Hilton] and bless everyone. I have no idea what happened to her. I guess I should be happy I still have Katy Perry…but I’m not.”
Twitter has been on holiday since early October on medical orders from his doctor. “She told me, ‘Look Twitter, you need to get some rest or you’re going to kill somebody.’ So you know what I did? I went to Brazil and I’m having a great time…until I heard all that garbage Miley was saying about me.”
Twitter is a popular social networking and micro-blogging tool which lets users make comments limited to 140 characters. It’s widely used by some celebrities though some have quit the service due to repeated hack attempts.
When asked what his thoughts were on Cyrus stating that Twitter should be banned, the 3-year-old’s mood quickly changed. “Wow, when I first heard that, I became sad for a few minutes until I visited the beach. Hot Latinas are like dirt here. I love Rio,” says Twitter. “It’s cool, I don’t follow her either. I don’t miss her. I don’t miss her teenage ramblings about how tired she is or what she had for breakfast or that she is having problems sleeping.”
“It was like being strapped into a car and it kept crashing and I couldn’t die,” he added. “Shut your [expletive] mouth, there’s an idea for you, Miley.”
Twitter will remain in Brazil until November 25th.
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Alas ! Americans are like Frenchies, they think they do not need to learn or know other languages. Big mistake.
I'll let the plug stand because I wanted to share something that has nothing to do with this article.
I don't think the main reason for American's mono-lingual society is due to Americans feeling as if they should not learn another language, though some believe that. It's more because there hasn't been a need. In Europe, denizens move from country to country, city to city and state to state so the need to learn another language is inherit if trade/business.treaties were to happen. Here in the States, that isn't the case. Most citizens don't leave the friendly confines of our borders so the need isn't there. Only now, through the heavy mixture with Latin American culture, has there been a huge movement to learn a secondary language.
Just my two cents.