Busted: Actor Robert Pattinson caught drinking coffee
Pattinson believed to have a caffeine addiction.
Twilight star Robert Pattinson has been spotted drinking a coffee from a Dunkin’ Donuts dealer.
The actor, who is appearing in the upcoming Twilight sequel New Moon, is handling the cup of java like a person who is accustomed to drinking what insiders call “black gold.” Fans are worried that the actor and musician may have a caffeine addiction. The 23-year-old actor has not spoken publicly about the believed addiction but many speculate that he has a “demon on his back.”
“Oh my gosh, I can not believe he’s drinking coffee! I feel so let down. So sad. I might kill myself,” said 14-year-old Allison Weilder, a self-described “Twilight nutcase.” “I’ve been following Rob since he appeared in the best movie that was ever made, ever in my life, Twilight. He seems so nice. I’m in shock.”
But fans aren’t the only ones appalled by Robert Pattinson’s recent behavior. The National Society of English Teabaggers is equally angered about the new photo. “Mr. Pattinson is English. As an English gentleman, he should be sipping tea. Not engaging in vulgar coffee swilling behavior,” said a spokesman. “The NSET has categorically denounced Mr. Pattinson’s actions and no English Teabagger will be going to see his new film.”
An eyewitness to the event said that Pattinson was drinking coffee like a “madman.” This unfortunate news comes on the heels of another photograph of the star walking on a sidewalk in New York which devastated local fans.
“I mean, if Rob can drink coffee…maybe I should too,” pondered Jennifer Uyllet, a sophomore at Reginald Francis High School in Beaver, PA. “I look up to him because he seems so nice. He was great in Twilight and I have, like, no idea why he didn’t win an Oscar for it. After school, me and my friends are going to go to Starbucks and score some coffee. Don’t tell my mom!”
I don't c the big deal in my opinion it's natural to drink a cup of Joe…no biggie more power to him for being normal…
Hellooo? Looks like we really need a smiley for 'SARCASM' folks.
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OMG….Pattinson didn't commit a crime…..big deal…he only had a cup of coffee…get a life for crying out loud.
Is this some lame attempt to be funny? so he's drinking coffee maybe he had a late night, or a hangover. Jeez Robert Pattinson can't seem to do anything right in the eyes of the public, everything he does seems to get him into trouble.
And just because he's british he should be drinking tea? Urrm I'm British and you know what i can't stand tea!!! Tea has no taste to it even once you've added like six spoons of sugar, it's still disgusting. And bid deal if he's got a caffeine addiction, i drink pepsi and coke like there's no tomorrow.
I bet one day we're never gonna see or hear about him ever again coz he's gonna be too scared to go out bloody side. Just leave him alone, to be normal he's a normal person. Move on people, get over it. Grr so angry now!
Don't undertand what's the problem… so what if he drinks coffe. My god get a life his not commiting a crime, if memory serves me right drinking coffe is legal.
And yes his british but that doesn't mean that he has to drink tea.
His a normal person, like the reste of us, SO LEAVE HIM ALONE….I HATE THIS BAD REMARKES ABOUT ROB
Who really cares if he is drinking coffee! I mean, are the tabloids so crazy about putting something out there that is completely stupid about actors?!! That girl who was all like, "I'm so let down that he's drinking caffeine!" New flash to that stupid girl…NO ONE CARES!!! I BET YOU DRINK SODA THAT HAS CAFFEINE IN IT! ROBERT PATTINSON NEEDS THE CAFFEINE SINCE HE'S FILMING AT 4AM FOR THE SERIES!!! GET A LIFE STUPID GIRL AND TABLOIDS! OH, ALSO THE ENGLISH PEOPLE!
what's wrong with you people? drinking coffe is something terrible? has everyone gone crazy?!
now, I suppose that it would be better if he would have been caught with blood oozing from it's nose because of too much coke?! ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS???!!! I MEAN … COME ON! COFFE?! REALLY?!
just because he's an English doesn't mean it's impossible for him to drink coffe! have you ever – just by total coincidence – seen an Starbucks shop in England? cause, you know, there's only a couple thousands of them!
jackasses …
Ach, well, I can't start my day without a coffee.. I can't work myself through a day without coffee. I drink about 1 to 2 liters a day. Still, I do function quite all right in my full time job, with 3 kids and in the mean time constructing a house with my husband. I still have all my reflexes on the road and don't hallucinate.
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And you know, if I can't get my shot of caffeine, I won't commit a murder or steal anything… I'll miss my coffee, but hey, I miss a lot of things once in a while.
So what is the problem? What is the news? Just because he is an actor doesn't mean he does do things differently than normal people (provided I can be considered as normal
This is right up there with The Onion! Thanks for the laugh.
That's what I was thinking too – seemed like a headline/story right out of The Onio
LOL, 'coffee' here is a euphemism for 'ciggies and valium' for Rob or 'pot' for Kristen. Yeah, they've opened the door for pre-teens everywhere to get on the slippery slope of dope. 'Cool' dope.
This is a joke people!!!! Do you really think that someone posted this story seriously?
Is this story a joke…?
I'm sorry, I must have been away from this planet for too long if drinking coffee is such a shocker. If caffeine is a drug, I should have been in rehab years ago and so should all the people I know. Really now… Let's be serious. Next thing we'll be stunned a movie star has an addiction to air?
well lets see theres caff… in alot of thing like choc….soda…….some foods……..come on the English are all about there Choc…….and, Tea
Interesting that almost none of the people posting comments here get that this article is TONGUE-IN-CHEEK. It's not a serious article, folks!
I think the reason this article was written was to spoof recent (unsubstantiated) claims that Rob has been hitting the bottle.
The story must be sarcastic right? No big deal anyway…