Megan Fox to smuggle heroin in ‘The Crossing’

I’m not going to compare Megan Fox to Paris Hilton. After all, the lovely Ms. Fox was in Transformers. It doesn’t get better than that. Leaning over cars, looking good. Running from giant robots. That’s enough to catapult anybody to stardom, hence why I’m writing an article about Megan Fox. She’s a star. A bonafide star. Why? She’s hot. And can speak. Fluent English.

According to Risky Biz Blog, Fox, who stars in Juno scribe Diablo Cody’s upcoming horror comedy Jennifer’s Body, will star in The Crossing.

The Crossing centers on a couple returning home from a vacation in Mexico (It’s lovely this time of year. Ignore the gang wars) when they are carjacked. Also taking the husband hostage, the wife (Fox) must smuggle heroin across the border to earn his freedom.

Something tells me that the PR department for Mexico isn’t going to love this.

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